Satirist Simon Hawk believes there’s a good reason to avoid April Fools’ pranks, and has written this manifesto to enlighten his readers.
Okay, we pretty much copied Stephen King’s idea, but come on now. You didn’t really think you’d find an anti-prank manifesto on this site, of all places, did you? I mean, it’s Knozzle, we’re satire and parody and other fun stuff. April Fools’ Day is almost like a religious holiday here!