In a surprising turnout, over 30% of people polled believe Frank Underwood is the POTUS. Underwood: “Why that’s patently absurd.”
The State of Kentucky warns it may seek secession once more, this time with a twist. Kentucky lawmakers want to annex KFC.
In the rush toward green, sustainable fuel sources, Texas turns to one of its greatest resources: bullshit.
A fashion faux pas puts the POTUS in a state of potential wardrobe warfare with the Prime Minister of Israel.